as retold by Syahrizal
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie.
The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant
you one wish, anything you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I
really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink
vodka whenever I want, so make me pee vodka." The Genie grants him his wish.
When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard
and pee's in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear .Looks like vodka.
Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is
the best vodka he has ever tasted.
The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out
of the cupboard and pee's into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka.
Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka
she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.
The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to
get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to pee into the two
glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink
until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his
wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka."
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The
Russian begins to pee in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him,
"But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and
says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle."